as-per-usual:

problemactic:

me playing pokemon go

accurate

sexaulity:

penyiarwolff:

thecommonchick:

SHE SAID “GHOST OPEN YOUR MOUTH” AND DID OMG 😳😳

How to know your house is haunted 21st century style.

me too gal, me too

(Source: thecommonchick.com)

itsahalest0rm:

godpenis:

This is important hello (x)

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

(Source: alexander)

dicksu:

bigrnac:

what if when doritos stained ur fingers it was permanent

(Source: ouijasquiji)

haroldtriedit:

me: ugh I’m gonna log out for a bit this is too stressful I’ll see you soon guys 

me in five minutes: 

(Source: memewhore)

ruinedchildhood:

When other people have their hands raised and the teacher calls on you

(Source: spongebobssquarepants)

flacarica:

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life

surprisebitch:

im fucking screaming, i’ve always seen this post on my dash and i just noticed there is a lawsuit print on the upper left nnnnnn

plasdickbottle:

probably

pemsylvania:

before robbing a store cut off your finger tips to be sure you don’t leave any finger prints

northerndunpour:

 liar liar pants on fire exhale desire i know it’s dire my time today

supermunchor:

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

(Source: hikari-ni-naritai)